Vermont

Vermont is a great place to visit, lots of things to do like ski and sightsee. Living here sucks though, it is mostly populated by Rednecks and pot smoking hippies, both of which are in overabundance. If your a moderate, VT SUCKS!!! Vermonters need to go to NJ to learn how to drive, 65 MPH really means 80 MPH you jackasses, and people wont get out of your way on the highway no matter how much you tailgate them or give them the finger. Girls up here are hit and miss, if your lucky enough to find one that shaves there legs, that means they are either a redneck (stay away) or semi-hott. Nothing like Jersey Girls. Summer sucks, rains every day. VT'ers think they are better than every other state, mostly because they havent seen other states. VT has a ridiculously high tax rate, and lots of poor people. Nowhere near as nice as a real state like New Jersey. Oh, and there are a bunch of dumbass hippies who started a movement to secede from the union. Unless you want to ski here stay away, AND DONT TALK TO THE LOCALS.

Vermont 'er-Our state is so great, we have no billboards and nothing to do.
NJ'er- This place sucks, rains everyday, and you fucking hippies need to learn how to drive. Lets go and have some real fun at the Jersey Shore!

Vermont by skiv43 October 8, 2008

Vermont

The GAY STATE...where the women are men and the sheep are scared.

I don't want to go Vermont because I might get my fudge packed!

Vermont by Vermont November 16, 2006

Vermont Corona Mudslide 

When you are done having drunk sex, place a funnel in her mouth then proceed to piss, cum, and finally, shit in the funnel!

After we had drunk sex, I grabbed the funnel and gave her the Vermont Corona Mudslide

Vermont Corona Mudslide by Pink Bone Crusher June 21, 2009

vermont

not fresh. whack.

vermont is whack.

vermont by natas January 2, 2004

Pownal, Vermont 

The armpit of the state of Vermont. The people here are not friendly and don't take kindly to your kind, all while deeply protecting their ways of incest, spitting contests and complaining about how rocky their fields are. The only thing good ever to happen to this town is the former Green Mountain Race track, now nothing more then a decaying woodpile along route 7 that gives shelter to homeless people, druggies and the occasional lunatic who believes that he is Abraham Lincoln. Pownal does have one up side, it makes people from Bennington feel better about them selves.

Person 1: wow look at all the raging suck!
Person 2: welcome to Pownal, Vermont bro!

Pownal, Vermont by Steve802 March 31, 2009

Saint Michael's College Vermont 

If you want to know where the granddaughters and grandsons of the confederate army attend college, this is the school. A school where the kids spend more time smoking green than being green. The schools acceptance committee is know to harass incoming minnority students by giving them lots of money to make up for their 98% white ignorant body of students. The white girls here spend more time putting on make-up, puking, and sleeping with the schools all black basketball team rather than studying. Joyce Hall consit of all jocks while Lyons is made of all the preppy kids who can afford to party and do as they please and last Ryan hall the one in worst condition of all of them is made of all the minority student, white trash, and all of the schools sexual harrashers. The social ladder of the school is as followed: White preppy girls, Jocks, miniorty guys, white trash, asians, nerds, and lastly minority girls.

Junior Guy: Hey you want to party Saint Michael's College Vermont style?
New minority freshmen: Sure I guess. How do you guys party?
Junior Guy: We just smoke weed, drink, and prey on drunk freshmen girls.
New minority freshmen: So do you guys atleast dance?
Junior Guy: Does dry humping count?

Saint Michael's College Vermont by TheUnknowSMC February 23, 2011

vermont double decker supreme

two guys are giving one girl anal at the same time, then they both go to the girl's mouth. there they both take a shit and then get oral at the same time. when its all over, the girl's mouth withh be full of poop and jizz.

man once she was done getting the vermont double decker supreme, her ass was sore for a month. but it was worth it.

vermont double decker supreme by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008