last cookie syndrome 

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.

damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.

last cookie syndrome by leaf337 February 12, 2017

Old Ass Cookies

When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.

1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies

Old Ass Cookies by Moonchild7 February 1, 2018

Tray down cookies up 

a substitute for face down ass up

you like it tray down cookies up

Tray down cookies up by bigpooptart July 15, 2020

Fire Spirit cookie 

Best cookie in cookie run!! That’s a fact everybody agrees, they should.

Fire spirit cookie is best cookie

Fire Spirit cookie by firespiritcookie March 17, 2021

But the cookies 

A phrase that was used in the Christmas EP (Go buy on iTunes/Google music)by Corbyn Besson.

"But the cookies"-Corbyn Besson

But the cookies by LimeLightSeavey March 2, 2018

Cookie Dough 

A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness

Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight

Cookie Dough by ........................................................ February 2, 2008

dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

dollar store cookies by catwoman64 June 28, 2011