WoW wacker

A gay faggot who jacks off to world of warcaft

Everyday there are more and more WoW wackers.

I saw Wow wackers in the school library today.

Hahahah WoW wackers.

They were talking about wow wackers on the ten o'clock news

WoW wacker by jesse 34444 July 2, 2007

wally wacker 

A mock pre-battle cry for preppy high school students about to enter a mock trial courtroom.

Iioooooooh Wally Wacker!

wally wacker by Gespielt August 15, 2003

poon-wacker 

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

poon-wacker by FoBo January 29, 2006

suds'd up wacker 

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

suds'd up wacker by Doug W. February 13, 2008

weed wacker

someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."

weed wacker by wetrippymane February 20, 2015

Lower Wacker Drive 

(V). A means of sexual pleasure, Lower Wacker Drive (named after the street in Chicago IL) is when a man (on bottom in stated position) rubs his penis along the crevice of a girl’s vagina. In addition to simply rubbing his penis against the virginal crevice, he generally uses the girl’s fecal matter as a lubricant in this action. This is generally performed in the back of a moving car.

Well we picked up this hott hitch hiker and I couldn't resist giving her a Lower Wacker Drive.

Lower Wacker Drive by Dr. Peter Hogenson DDS October 17, 2006

Willy Wacker Pinky 

When you get your penis stuck in a blender so your dad plunges it out with a chainsaw.

Dad i have a willy wacker pinky problem

Willy Wacker Pinky by Chunk Clunck March 31, 2020