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soft toilet paper phase 

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

Soft emo 

Someone who is bubbly and joyful but loves to dress emo and listens to panic! at the disco, mcr, fall out boy, and twenty one pilots

( also likes to spread positivity and talk about mental health)
Soft emo by Softyeemo November 1, 2018

soft harem 

A rotation of women maintained by an uncommitted man. "Soft" because the women do not typically know about each other.
Rob was tiring of the bar scene and one-night stands, so he refocussed on putting together a soft harem.
soft harem by RobPnB February 12, 2013

soft hours 

Between the hours of 2-3:30 in the AM where you become a mushy loving, uncontrollable mess. Where you say sentimental things you regret/ deny saying later that same morning.
Guy 1: Bruh, do you know what time it is?
Guy 2: Nah bruh.
Guy 1 (with tissues and tears runnin down his face): its them soft hours.
Guy 2 (now cryin and hugging Guy 1): fuck bruh i love you so much you are my rock my everything my world i couldnt live without you.

In the morning:

Guy 2: we never speak of this again.
soft hours by Seokie-ah February 12, 2018
Soft 6 is an arbitrary out of 10 rating, the Lads give to any girl.

The lads can’t all agree on an out of 10 rating, so naturally every girl in existence is a Soft 6.
“Yo bro that girl u pulled was butters

“Nah fella, Soft 6 init”

“Ayeeee! Soft 6? That’s alright!”
Soft 6 by Peni5hugger November 19, 2019

Soft girl 

A soft girl is someone who loves clips and headbands in their hair , cute necklaces and peaches . Makeup ~ they love to wear blush (usually either pink or peachy color.) They are also addicted to lip gloss and love painting hearts and clouds in their cheeks . Highlighter is important if you want or be a soft girl (usually white , pink or peach )

Clothes ~ cute tank tops , pastel colors, tennis skirts , mom jeans and cute white socks . For shoes they wear either white chunky trainers or black school shoes

Emojis ~ 💌☁️🍑🌧🕊💘🌸🍓🐇🍒💗
Look at those clothes they are so soft girl