Filthy Omelette

The term originated in the back alleys of Bangkok.
A mastication adjective,

When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.

'Did you try that new recipe bro?'

'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'

Filthy Omelette by Filthy B Omelette Digger May 3, 2020

Russian Omelette 

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.

Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.

Russian Omelette by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020

California Omelette 

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

California Omelette by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Armagh Omelette

A style of omelette cooked in Armagh.
The omelette is prepared before creamy mashed potatoes are added and the omelette is folded over, creating a pocket of creamy mash inside the omelette.

Ben: What sort of omelette do you want?
Andy: An Armagh Omelette of course!

Armagh Omelette by SB27J March 13, 2021

Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.

Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!

Valencia Omelette by Buggles21 May 8, 2021

dad omelette 

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

dad omelette by bakedjake August 30, 2021

trunk omelette 

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

trunk omelette by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021