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Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.

To behave as a very arrogant individual.

Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.

Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.

Lacking civility.

When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.

White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.

White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
Dude, hahahaha, that guy hanging out with Todd is really cooning.
Cooning by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011
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A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)
Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!

Hey baby, you want some cone?

Dude, I want to cone that punk.
coning by sparklesmalone March 10, 2005
The act of flicking paper cones into ceiling tiles.

See www.coneclub.com
See also walrus, cone
Shall we go coning?
We went to the office for coning the biology lab roof 9 times.
coning by I got no pants April 21, 2003

clowning 

to be doing the damn thang.
She was clownin in her knew car
clowning by octavia April 30, 2003
To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.
Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
Cooning by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010

Clowning 

To do something embarrasing to someone else, when they are unaware, taking a picture and posting the pick on the internet.
Hey Joe
Yeah
Did You See Travis Clowning The History Teacher?
Haha Yeah, That Was Great, There's A Picture On Facebook Too.
Clowning by swagtasticbitch October 7, 2011
A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.
You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.