damaged canned good 

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

damaged canned good by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

Coined

Newly originating to mean you have 'coined' an idea.
But now similarly emphised by crooks.
A term that is used, to describe a personal gain of someone else.

'Leave your window open and your coined'
Some one has just had an idea to target your monies, if using his new idea, your coined.

Coined by Big Tommy T April 4, 2009

canned-berry sauce 

jellied cranberry sauce (non-homemade) that comes in a can, typically served at thanksgiving

Will you please pass the canned-berry sauce?

canned-berry sauce by kat rae johnson December 21, 2007

Canned Spam 

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

Canned Spam by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009

Canned Yams 

Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.

Check out those Canned Yams.

Canned Yams by apt279 December 14, 2010

canned report 

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

canned report by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

coined

A Super Mario Brothers reference when Mario jumps up and hits the boxes to get coins.

Used in real life:

To beat someone at something; or
To ram into them or hit them;
To have sex doggy style, each thrust is a coin

We were at the amusement park on the bumper cars, and I just kept coining my brother in the corner. *Bing* *Bing* *Bing* He couldn't even move.

I met this girl last night and coined her for all she was worth.

coined by Duke AA Nukem October 8, 2009