noogled

Pronunciation Key.(noo-guld)- To be inebriated beyond the point of return.

"Man Riley was so noogled the other night. He did like 15 beers and took home some serious scrullet who gave him fish balls."

noogled by Eagan March 24, 2007

The Noozles 

A cartoon (probably Japanese anime) that used to come on Nick Jr. c. 1988.
It was about a girl named Sandy and her stuffed animal Koala bear that came to life. The Koala bear had a sibling that was pink, that was trying to get him to leave earth and come to "Koala ala land" home of the alien race of Koala bears.

Yeah, I used to watch "The Noozles" when I was about 5.

The Noozles by johnathan gibbs January 5, 2004

noodles 

The lead guitarist and sometimes-background-singer of the band known as The Offspring, which also happens to be one of the best bands in the world.

Noodles is awesome! I wish I could meet him in person!

noodles by jimbobjoeshmoe January 3, 2004

Noodling 

Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.

Yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.

Noodling by ChakaraDong June 6, 2014

ramen noodles 

In the simplest terms, sodium soup.

Mmmmm eating Ramen Noodles is almost as good as eating salt packets from McDonalds.

ramen noodles by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

noodled 

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

noodled by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Nooblet

A noob in training. Unlike a noob, nooblets still have the capacity to turn back. If you happen to encounter a nooblet, it is recommended that you back off, as nooblets are more fierce than noobs, but don't know how to insult. This may lead to random jibberish, that not even noobs can comprehend. You may need to call in professional help.

Guy 1: Owned!
Nooblet: GAWD FURCKING AIBRN 2b9b4nvsobn4...C4n+ Tawk 2d4y
Guy 2: Nooblet alert, back off, let our pro handle this guy.
Pro : *Slaps nooblet* STFU AND STOP BEING STUPID! It ain't cool, Kay?
Guy 3 (Formerly Nooblet): Oh sorry, I almost got killed by that disease. Thanks.

Nooblet by ReapersSickness April 12, 2010