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National Slap Short People Month 

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

national kiss short people day 

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

National bully a short person day 

on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person
lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person

National Kick a short person day 

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

2 pence short of a cent 

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
2 pence short of a cent by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023

View Farming Short

Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.
"This video is very short and has a funny meme on the screen, This must be a View Farming Short!"