A Poncho short of a Tamale stand 

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

Unass the short! 

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.

This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!

Unass the short! by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018

A Few Players Short 

A phrase for calling someone retarded.

Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.

A Few Players Short by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019

Drawing The Short Stick 

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

Drawing The Short Stick by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019

fucks with her the short way 

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!

"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"

fucks with her the short way by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

a sandwich short of a picnic by Dank farts August 22, 2019