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sheltered fruit 

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
sheltered fruit by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018

skeeter bucket 

In Africa, indigenous people would paste their frying pans with butter, grease 'em, and go out in their fields to catch as many skeeters as possible, then cook 'em up and eat 'em! "You know, for malnourishment!"

All of the excess get dumped into the skeeter bucket.
• 'gotta go dump the "skeeter bucket".
skeeter bucket by Jaxon Conner October 27, 2018
that stupid insect that gives you a mosquito bite
Also can be used as a roast
wtf there are too many skeeters out here
You're a skeeter go commit neck rope
skeeter by conchcrowHQ May 1, 2019

Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner
Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!
Skeeter Job by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019

the end of the world by skeeter Davis on repeat 

Its a reference from the movie “girl interrupted.” Daisy a mentally ill girl in the movie kills herself, the way they find out is when the song “the end of the world- skeeter Davis” is continuously playing on speaker.
Friend: “Ima play the end of the world by skeeter Davis on repeat😩”
Me: “How about no”

skeeter peter 

A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?
skeeter peter by kyster January 13, 2009