Doug Flutie 

a fresh grape swisher sweet cigar

"damn josh you got one of them fruity ass doug flutie`s again"

Doug Flutie by thuglifer May 28, 2009

doug-thing 

to make a decision that is against all known human logic and common sense. plus whatever that may be created in the future.

so and so wants the female animal to be isolated in another pen. they think she is pregnant. what? she hasn't been with a male since way past the gestation period for her to have a baby. it's a

doug-thing. oh, okay.

doug-thing by douche bag 2000 March 28, 2014

Doug Stare 

The Doug Stare is basically the look we’re you have one eyebrow up with added rizz.

He really hit her with the Doug Stare💀💀💀

Doug Stare by Lilsussy420 January 16, 2023

Doug Burgum 

The thing you become when you run for president as an AI generated candidate from the year 1988.

Person A : Man, back when Hillary Clinton ran for President, she really pulled a Doug Burgum.

Person B : Yeah, no doubt.

Doug Burgum by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023

doug fact

1. A fact so random that it sounds completely made up
2. Something that is actually true but sounds like bullshit

(also known as a fact of the day and a drunk fact)

"Doug": "For every hour of sleep, you can stay awake for two hours!"
Person 2: "That's definitely a doug fact."
Person 3: "Yeah, where the fuck did you come up with that?"
"Doug": "I didn't come up with it! It's real!"
Person 2: "Yeah right, you're full of shit."
"Doug": "God, you guys never believe me."

doug fact by ojaiojai December 15, 2010

Doug Mirabelli

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.

Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?
Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.

Doug Mirabelli by Captain Stabby July 7, 2005

Doug Hug 

The act of restraining your partner by cuddling to prevent them initiating sexual intercourse during sleep. Passive female equivalent of the cock-block.

'Oh my god, she just wouldn't leave me alone last night. I had to Doug Hug her.'

'I got Doug Hugged, the bastard.'

Doug Hug by PeechyKean July 8, 2012