Cop the flack

Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.

Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!

Cop the flack by Dirk Rictor November 22, 2016

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

cop this 

Check this out, have a look/listen.

Hey, cop this new movie.

cop this by e-dot November 7, 2006

cop a feel 

To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.

"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."

cop a feel by Kristen December 3, 2003

cop a flintch 

The act of hanging on the back of a police car bumper while its driving on a snowy road.

See Skitching

Dang bob we're late for school, no problem Richie, let's cop a flintch on that cop car.

cop a flintch by WhiteRichie November 24, 2018

Cop a spray 

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

Cop a spray by WingNut July 9, 2004

Cop a Chimmy 

When someone grabs your dick.

Jenny tried to cop a chimmy. Mark was disgusted.

Cop a Chimmy by WillyMammoth November 10, 2016