dashboard confessional 

Thee talk you have with a person you're dating while in the car. Instead of looking them deep into their eyes to spill all, you speak at the windshield-dashboard area and exit the stopped vehicle.

"Sherrie drove me home after the movie on date #3. I gave her the dashboard confessional and bounced."

dashboard confessional by 'los with the most April 28, 2006

dashboard confessional 

a band that writes music on subjects that inspire them.

um, like any other musician/band in this world?

and for the people that say the bandmembers from dashboard cuts their wrist, wears all black, and paints their nail black, please pay closer to attention next time because NONE of them are ANYTHING like that.

besides whats this "emo" thing about anyways?
its music for petes sake, and jsut let us listen to our music and well let you listen to your music. mmkay?

dashboard confessional is a band, like any other band. writes lyrics based on inspirations and events. like ANYY other band. wake up people

dashboard confessional by fcbtim July 16, 2008

dashboard confessional 

A truly amazing band in my opinion. They're basically acoustic emo.

For you people that bash Dashboard Confessional, you do have the right. Because if we took away your right to express your opinion, we'd have to take away ours to make it fair.
Although I think it is better to just not listen to the music if you don't like it than to bash it, you have the right to say whatever you want.

Yes, Dashboard Confessional has very sad, depressing lyrics,
But that's because he wrote them while his heart was broken.
People listen to sad music because alot of times it reminds them of good times that they've lost.

So yep, that pretty much explains it. I like Dashboard Confessional.

dashboard confessional by Rik Jones July 11, 2006

Confusion Stutter 

The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.

Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.

Confusion Stutter by jaydawg3000 July 3, 2009

dirty confessional 

similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.

"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."

dirty confessional by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Comment Confusion 

A time when you open or view a comment section on YouTube or any conversation and have no idea what the fuck the members are talking about

Dude, I can't understand what these people are saying, I think I have comment confusion

Comment Confusion by JeffDunham420BlazeIt January 31, 2017

Dashboard Confessional 

Dashboard Confessional is emo however on the softer side of emo it is an amazing band if you like it. All the people here trashign dashboard are either not into this type of music or are so retarded that they can't comprehend the lyrics...dashboard's lyrics are beautiful and graceeful and for the record all u "haters" who say chris carabba cant sing for shit i have heard him sing and he is magnificent better than most bands.

here is some of there gorg. lyrics..

"This is incredible. Starving, insatiable, yes, this is love for the first time.
Well you'd like to think that you were invincible. Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time? Well this is the last time. Well this is the last time well this is the last time."

Dashboard Confessional by jenfromdablock December 1, 2004