Johnny: "Damn bro, how big is your shoe size?"
Jeremiah: "Oh, it's 10.5 bro"
Johnny: "You packin fr bro, can I see it?"
Jeremiah: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "You never heard the rule? The bigger the feet the bigger the meat!"
"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"