urban turban

an old sweeden bagpipe player

"oi, im urban turban the sweeden bagpipe player"

urban turban by ur-ban ter-ban June 19, 2003

urban turban

a williamsburg t-shirt company specializing in sarcastic, witty ideas and fabulous cuts

guy 1: i bought this dope t-shirt yesterday.
guy 2: it has the same brand of irreverent, sexy appeal as this wicked t-shirt i bought the day before.
guy 1: i got mine from urban turban.
guy 2: hey, same here.
girls: c'mere, boys.

urban turban by adu September 5, 2003

the turban

to wrap one's penis around his nut sack to form a shape looking somewhat like a turban. similar to the brain

Yesterday in the lockerroom, i gave everyone the turban.

the turban by The Gnar June 11, 2007

Turkish Turban 

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head

damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch

Turkish Turban by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008

Hairy Turban 

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

Hairy Turban by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

Toilet Turban 

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

Toilet Turban by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Flesh Turban 

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

Flesh Turban by Penguinsex April 15, 2016