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splunderiticious 

When you put on a face for everyone but really you are circling the drain. You are emotionally and physically tired and in a very bad state of mind.
Are you okay? Oh yeah, I’m splunderiticious!
When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.
Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.
Splunken by SeaCake June 12, 2021

Spelunking

When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.
It happened to my buddy Eric once.

What happened?

His doctor went spelunking.
Spelunking by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021
"Hey man do you play Spelunky?"
"Yeah, I'm a true Spunker"

email spelunking 

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.
I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!
email spelunking by powerofslow August 23, 2012

Cave Spelunking 

When your so deep in a girls ass, you're practically mining
So deep in her I was Cave Spelunking
Cave Spelunking by Tayne October 9, 2016