Whatever floats your scrote

Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.

"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"

"Whatever floats your scrote, man."

Whatever floats your scrote by Snail Cuddles June 25, 2017

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scrotem licker

1. a person who is so desperate for ass she/he will actually lick it

2. any prep, poser, or braindead cheerleader

3. One who makes faces while making out as if they were trying to fit their tongue up a scrotem

1. Dina's boyfriend was so sick of being turned down by the ppl he cheats on her with he began to be Dina's personal scrotem licker!

2. Look at those fuckin scrotem lickers in american eagle.

3. Did you see the way Dustin kisses, it makes him look like a total scrotem licker

scrotem licker by Jo Jo, Loren, and Ashley February 25, 2005