Gunther Swat
Gunther Swat by TotallyNotShane April 27, 2021
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Nigga Swat
when someone uses an object to hit, or smash another object, often a living object, with such force that it destroys or kills the object that was hit.
1)Ander just Nigga Swatted Matt in the face with a baseball bat.
2)"Did you see Dan nigga swat the ball when he was playing beer pong last night? it was totally dented and ruined."
2)"Did you see Dan nigga swat the ball when he was playing beer pong last night? it was totally dented and ruined."
Nigga Swat by Mander Kazlop January 6, 2010
inky swat
a student ( or person in general ) who is very clever and very sharp. Always looking for the full mark.
School Swat
A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
School Swat by billy bo bo June 7, 2005
Last minuite swat
Someone, whome having done no homework during the week, who manages to ace the class test paper after only an hours revision.
Dude: How did Eric pass that test?! He done an hours revision at lunch. Thats all!!!
Chick: I know!! I've worked my butt off all week and he still beat me... He's such a last minuite swat!
Chick: I know!! I've worked my butt off all week and he still beat me... He's such a last minuite swat!
Last minuite swat by *skate-char-skate* December 7, 2010
Girly Swat
A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
Girly Swat by billy bo bo June 7, 2005