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km perform 

A charter school part of KMHS.

The school is for "The arts". Which seems cool to people who actually enjoy the arts, but lets face it. The chances of a student attending become a famous artist/writer/actor/singer?? Like one in a billion. Congrats, you just wasted some of the most important years of your life on a hobby.

Now for the people. 90% of them have colored hair, and when you're walking through the KM hallways and see someone with bright pink hair, u know. Many of them have different sexualities, but that's ok no judgement needed. There are also many people who consider themselves the opposite gender, but whatever. Then there's the select few that don't consider themselves a gender, or have some crazy made up sexualities. Listen, I'll respect your gender & sexuality, but if you tell me you're "Non-Binary" or some shit like that, I'm probably gonna walk away.

As far as the teachers, they're ok. The classes are usually normal, besides the fact that most of the students are behind. Some work hard, truly they do, but others, eh.They might graduate. But that's not my problem. They also have seminars, but some seminars focused around memes. Yes, you read that right. MEMES. Not sure how this is gonna help when ur trying to get into college, but who knows. Maybe some admission representative at some far away college is going to look at a transcript and say, "Woah this person took a class on memes? Give them a full ride scholarship!" Doubtful, but who knows.
Did you see that kid with green hair?
- Yeah, must be from km perform

performaniac

performaniac is a person who is obsessed with exhibiting himself as a performer in all possible situation, even most common ones
maniac for searching to perform - performaniac

buffet anxiety performance 

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.
Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.

Peak performance 

Peak performance is, the peak of some performance, but not. Is is the exact opposite of good skill. Often used in memes when addresing to same tragic and noob gameplay. But can be used in everyday life, when some performance or activity is very BAD.
1. I cannot get any scoreWe are so horrible in this game. What a peak performance my man. I should quit palying.

2. Mate, do you see that kneegrow, he is fucking bad. I can't get enough of this peak performance. How could be someone this bad?
When Bekah fucks up in groupme because she can’t spell anything
Ehh we are preformer” -Bekah
2018
preformer by mleonard36 April 9, 2018

Performative Brokeness 

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.
"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."