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ashlee simpson

(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).
1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee.
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?
ashlee simpson by sirisaachillary October 10, 2005

Ashlee Green 

awesomely great, onion booty-ed girl that's super sweet and packed with energy like a Mt. Dew.
Ashlee Green by ManicHispanic66 March 13, 2009

Ashlee Simpson

To fake it
He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me
Ashlee Simpson by LALAFOFO January 10, 2009

Ashlee Simpson

Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.
"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."
Ashlee Simpson by the priest April 10, 2006

Ashlee-Rose 

Ashlee-Rose is a fun-sized loveable person who enjoys spending time with her best friends.
She loves Alex.
And is an extremely awesome kid.
Favourite TV show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (cough... Knows the theme tune off by heart.) and Friends!
Favourite food: All food is good food.
Word referring to an amazing girl.
Le Me: Is that an amazing person? It looks like an Ashlee-Rose!

Le You: Yes.

ashlee simpson

Well.. She has a good band.

Also: (n) When the first thing that comes to mind when you're in trouble is... HO-DOWN
Gives up on "Fall... With you, I fall so fast"
ashlee simpson by sk1 October 27, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.
Ashlee Simpson by lolwut484793ue3j February 19, 2005