Black Heart 

A water balloon with a rock inside it. Typically used by drunks, frat boys, date rapists and drunken frat boy date rapists. Or the mentally retarded. People who throw black hearts are typically murdered by their targets.

Man: "Those shit-headed frat boys threw a black heart at my windshield and so that is why I cut their testicles off and stabbed them to death."

Officer: "Oh! A black heart? That's understandable then. You're free to go."

Black Heart by doublerdiner December 8, 2010

Heart 

The stupidest most useless element used to summon Captain Planet. Everyone makes fun of Ma-Ti because he has this power.

"Hey look at this cool ring I got"

"What does it control? Fire? Water?"

"No, heart!"

"Dude, you got screwed"

Heart by binaryplatypus July 4, 2010

goat heart 

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.

not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.

goat heart by thedudeman May 26, 2004

microwave heart

If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!

A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.

Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!

microwave heart by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009

chicken heart 

The act of pulling your balls out and telling someone to look at your "chicken heart".

Ben woke Kevin up and told him to look at his chicken heart. Then Kevin farted in Bish's face.

chicken heart by Ben and cousin Justin March 28, 2003

i heart you 

I -Love- You.
But not quite, usually said to someone you like, but not quite want to have sex with.

Boy - I'm sad.
Girl - NOO DON'T BE! ^ . ^ I heart you.

i heart you by XxPoisonBeautyxX January 29, 2004

I'll eat your heart out

“I’ll eat your heart out”. Possibly one of the greatest lines of all time. From the song “187” by Senses Fail. In just these five words, you can picture many things, ranging from murder, love, and hate. To sum it up in one word: beautiful.

You ripped my heart out, you tore my eyes out, now you're gonna pay. I'll stab you one time. I'll eat your heart out so you feel my pain.

I'll eat your heart out by illEATurHARTout March 24, 2004