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Rice crust 

Rice crust is the tiny speck of sperm that gets left inside the urethra just at the tip of your penis after you ejaculate. Over time, it hardens up and blocks the inside of the urethra. As a result, when you go to pee the next morning, you have a pee-splosion as the pressures rips the solidified piece of ejaculate out of your penis leading to a sharp pain.
Yo man, I spiderman-ed the bitch last night! Although, I paid for it the next day with a rice crust in my penis. Karma is a bitch, I say!
Rice crust by biGGieboo February 24, 2011
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rice cracka' 

While the term "cracka'" (or "cracker") is used to describe someone who is "white trash," RICE CRACKA' is its Asian counterpart, a.k.a., "yellow trash."
My dad is a RICE CRACKA'. When I was growing up, he'd sit around in his wife beater and boxers, drinking cans of Bud, yelling obscenities and blaming the white man for his troubles...
rice cracka' by MoGyver December 16, 2011
1. Driver's license for Asians (a.k.a. someone who can't drive)
2. How Asian people pronounces "license"
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear that David got his Risence?"
Guy 2: "Wait what how? He's an Asian, he can't drive!"
Guy 1: "Exactly."

Asian: "Me finarry got my ricense yesterday!!!"
Guy 1 to Asian: "I can't understand anything you just said."
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Just change the "R"s to "L"s."
Ricense by CrazyJapBoy October 15, 2012

rice-ist 

One who automatically refers to all Japanese cars as a "ricer". Also, one who has a hatred for any car that has been modified unless it is a Chevy or Ford.
Billy Bob Buttfuck over there called my 300zx a ricer because I put rims on it. At least I didn't jack it up like his F150 shit wagon. Fuckin' rice-ist.
rice-ist by dosxfx September 25, 2015

rice sandwich 

When you cover a woman's boobs in sticky rice before you fuck it, once finished, you cum on them before breading it and forcing her to eat it
Bro my girl got wild last night she had me give her a Rice Sandwich
rice sandwich by TopHatPenguin October 4, 2017

rice cakes

that one food that you can eat all the time
"damn ella you still eating rice cakes?
rice cakes by Daddario March 14, 2018
Ricegum a YouTube who flexes a lot and buys lots of unnecessary items and go's to Gucci stores everyday, he makes diss tracks and his most famous one is Its every night sis a diss on Jake Paul (AKA Snake Paul) and he made the diss track with Snake pauls ex girlfriend Alissa Violet