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mushroom woman

a female shutin,one that stays inside and has a pale, pasty complexion and commonly wears a faded housecoat and obviously doesn't leave the house very often or open many windows.Rarely seen or even noticed,possibly ill.
Ted got wide eyed and scared when he saw one mushroom woman come around the corner,then another,and another....
mushroom woman by whichwaynow August 31, 2007

wonder woman pussy 

The greatest sex that women can give to men
Guy 1: Wats up with you dude?

Guy 2: I've had one of the greatest nights of my LIFE!!!

Guy 1: What happen? Let me guess, you and Lizzy kicked it off last night huh?

Guy 2: You know it, she had that wonder woman pussy!!!
wonder woman pussy by Jarrod Luke January 18, 2012

Wonder Woman 

Is a, usual, beautiful girl, who is usually a VERY talented singer, casually referred to as Melanie and strip tease artist. She has a perfect body and is just the sexiest, most beautiful, most perfect creature (aside from very few other female names). She is destined to be with, with no exception of such things as free will, or choice, a man named Andrew forever. She has a cold nose like a kitten. And is a skilled guitar Player.
"Man Wonder Woman is so hot, I bet you hundreds of people would argue over her on facebook!"

"Foxes Mate for Love, Because They're In Love, Like Wonder Woman and Andrew"

"Hey! Did you see that cool Paranoid Android Wonder Woman just got! I think she called it Samson"

Andrew: The Wonder Woman girl is Wonderful, I'm going to ask her to merry me someday!
Wonder Woman by PleasePLeae January 29, 2009

Robot Woman 

A female who ceases to feel at will or can take or remove herself mentally from a physical standpoint to avoid feeling of any sort.
Gloria acts like she is a Robot Woman, but she feels just like everybody else. On the inside she is warm and cuddly just like a Kitten.
Robot Woman by JamesZ September 8, 2005

Bomberman/woman 

A person who sells MDMA (ecstasy). The tablets, while more traditionally known as rolls or beans, are being increasing called "bombs."
Psychonaut 1: "Dude, your eyes are nothin' but bigass pupils! You been to see that new bomberman Staci told me about?"
Psychonaut 2: "I am trippin' balls, and tits. These bombs are da bomb."

Psychonaut 3: "This club is lame, wish a bomberman/woman would show up."
Bomberman/woman by mycophagist November 23, 2009

Slightly Married Woman 

An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!

Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.