Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.

A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station

Chinese Crab by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass

A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant

Chinese Crab by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

Chinese chicken pride 

When you're proud of the Chinese chicken you can make and others have made

Daaaaaang that's the Chinese chicken pride

Chinese chicken pride by anonymous August 17, 2025

Chinese hernia

A medical condition in which one teste hangs significantly lower than the other, most common after strenuous tasks, such as heavy lifting or rough intercourse.

"Hey man, you alright? You're walking kinda funny." "Nah man, I gave myself a Chinese hernia last night trying to move the refrigerator" "You gave yourself what??" "You know, one hung low"

Chinese hernia by Cream_of_sum_yung_gai September 21, 2025

Chinese gaming situation 

The situation when the release date of the 1992 gaming console Tandy Memorex VIS (Visual Information System) coincided with Mortal Kombat controversy, hence this gaming console had to have its software releases primarily consisting of educational titles. This situation highly resembles the 15-year ban on gaming consoles in mainland China from 2000 through 2015.

The Chinese gaming situation in the early '90s forced companies to rethink their strategies, similar to how the Tandy Memorex VIS focused on educational titles amid the Mortal Kombat controversy.

Chinese gaming situation by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Chinese language

A slang term referring English as tonal language (read: the language where the tone and the intonation influence the meaning of a sentence), e.g. "You want to eat." v.s. "You want to eat?"

I never realized English could be like a Chinese language until I heard someone ask, 'You want to eat?' with such different tones—turns out it totally changes the meaning!

Chinese language by Emotional Cruiser November 20, 2025

Chinese finger trap

When two males Eiffel Tower another male. The inability for air to escape from the toweree causes a vacuum like effect causing the towerers genitalia to become stuck.

Friend 1: Man, I can’t believe Nick Chinese finger trapped those two strangers from the bar last night.

Friend 2: The video was worth it though, the gents were so endowed I heard they were able to meet halfway and dock in his large intestine

Chinese finger trap by Birdsandbees101 December 2, 2025