Spiritual Entanglement 

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn

Your dead nan had spiritual entanglement with your dead uncle

Spiritual Entanglement by pdabber123 December 18, 2022

Spiritual Health 

The health of your religious/Spiritual Beliefs.

"I wanna start to focus on my spiritual health

Spiritual Health by OHIYVRTVHBJNKMNJBHVUGCRXESTDRY February 20, 2023

spiritual washdown

a description of an energy healing session; a therapeutic session encompassing the whole person; removal of blocks from any aspect of a person's life; a session that works with a person on all levels (physical, emotional, mental, energetic, spiritual); a phrase that enables energy healers to describe what they do to people who have no idea about complementary / alternative healing modalities without having to resort to saying "no, it's nothing to do with your house utilities".

- Could I book a spiritual washdown with you;

- A spiritual washdown is just what I need;

- I love the description "spiritual washdown, it describes what you do so well
- If you're feeling blocked in some aspect of your life, a spiritual washdown will help you move forward with a new sense of excitement and clarity

spiritual washdown by Mundleberrypie August 8, 2023

Spiritual Bleaching 

When your red flags turn white. When you once had a toxic trait that is a “red flag” but change your ways to be more positive.

Sally used to bash her ex every time she drank, “red flag”, but then she got proper therapy and healed from her trauma, called spiritual bleaching, turning her once red flag, now white

Spiritual Bleaching by BrooklynnR October 7, 2023

spiritual rimjob

When the male is receiving a rimjob from behind and climaxes buckets all while his legs are shaking like a tree in the wind.

Yo that spiritual rimjob I got last night gave me a new perspective on life.

spiritual rimjob by NovaFell October 11, 2023

Spiritual Fuckboy

A spiritual fuckboy is a variant of fuckboy that has emerged into popularity along with gen z woke community. They virtue signal and use language that can be seen as emotionally intelligent, genuine and caring. These words are often just tools used to entice there love interest. Once a spiritual fuckboy has gotten what they needed they will often lose interest in there lover or create a drama within the relationship in order to leave.

Did you see all the spiritual fuckboy's at the cacao ceremony.

Spiritual Fuckboy by Figment of Rob December 2, 2023

Spiritual Snow Day 

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

Spiritual Snow Day by Spookimaru January 16, 2024