rave smeg 

unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember

"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"

rave smeg by street smeg May 5, 2005

joist-smeg 

A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.

"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."

joist-smeg by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005

Caviar smeg 

A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool

Shut the f*** up Callum you have caviar smeg

Caviar smeg by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022

garg the smeg 

The act of loading enough smegma in your mouth to effectively gargle it.

I hope to christ that there is no man out there that accumulates enough smegma for another to effectively garg the smeg.

garg the smeg by apound21 May 7, 2009

Cadburys creme smeg 

To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!

Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)

Cadburys creme smeg by Mingaling April 17, 2009

Copious Smeg 

Copious amounts of White GUNK around and under a mans forskin.

Ashley hand has copious smeg

Copious Smeg by Thunder cuntz July 4, 2018

jammy smeg head 

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

jammy smeg head by toady April 6, 2004