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Slinkerknot

Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.
Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot
Slinkerknot by ASovietUnicorn September 13, 2011

Web-Slinging 

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.
"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."
Web-Slinging by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006
(verb)
SLeep + tINKLE

to urinate while in a quasi-sleep stage.
nocturnal urination.
At about three o'clock last night, I got out of bed with a full bladder and found my way to the bathroom to slinkle without turning on the lights so I wouldn't wake up.
slinkle by Tommy Kaye June 2, 2008

Stinkin' Stevens 

When you're wrestling with someone and you've reached the position where you're sitting on their head, and you let out a big juicy fart right there. Works best if you do it right in their face.
Me and my brother were wrestling and I gave him a stinkin' Stevens.
Stinkin' Stevens by Jonny C Gray January 10, 2009

Sinking the Kursk 

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.
"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"
Sinking the Kursk by brizbraz February 23, 2009

Hull yuh modda stinking cunt 

Used to tell someone who gets you mad
Example: Prakash told Sunita to hull yuh modda stinking cunt