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Quotev is a place that used to be used for writing stories, reading fanfics/stories, and making quizzes. Now in 2019 it has evolved into a crackhead cultured space where teenagers have no control and post crazy shit. You'll meet anime accounts, furries, daddy doms, and A LOT more. Be prepared for the shit you'll witness because once you come into our culture you're sucked in forever. Also beware of the popular accounts and drama.
Quotev is a place for crackhead teenagers.

god gage is an unproblematic popular account on Quotev.
Quotev by jeongkuks March 11, 2019
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quote dossiering 

verb: To add funny quotes or expressions to a dossier comprised entirely of said items, to be referred to and chuckled at, at a later date.
Wendy, why aren't you quote dossiering these items?
quote dossiering by punky! December 14, 2008
A website that was originally made for people to explore their gifted talent of writing stories, making quizzes, and a lot more, but slowly the website deteriorated as toxic people joined and people became less cringey, but more problematic. It's a very irrelevant site full of wannabe kids that don't know what minding their own business is. Some legit turned it into a dating site and if a member you'll be slapped with cringey 12-15 year olds asking for dick or wanting a daddy. Some will tell you about dumb shit like how they've been through a lot of shit exs and are looking for better people LIKE I'M CRYING LAUGHING WTF DO THESE DUMB FUCKS ACTUALLY THINK THEY'LL FIND ON QOUTEV?? Love is not there honey but smut and hoes are very much there. Anyways, it's a female dominated website for whatever reason and so if you're a guy they will drop on there knees and treat you like a god (those idiots don't realize that there's a shit ton of boys there, but not many really give a shit about being active) All in all, it's a pretty addictive site and not everything there is shit because clearly people like me do exist there so yea. Don't fuck around and date every two days yall are thirsty but let's not go that low. ANYWAYS JOIN AND ROT AS YOUR INNER TORMENT INCREASES WITH EVERY DAY OF BEING THERE. GOOD LUCK AND DON'T ARGUE WITH ARROGANT PEOPLE THEY WILL GIVE YOU CANCER.
Person A: YO bro that's it I'm leaving shit quotev it's too dramatic for me
Person B: smh you're only doing that for attention
Person A: listen bitch I'm trying to get famous

Person B: lol right get famous among ten year olds

Person A: At least I get praised ; )
Person B: for real hoes kiss your ass like wtf anyways I'll watch you reactivate in the next 10 minutes
Person A: you know it bud
Quotev by exposeking69 June 2, 2018
If life was like a Bollywood movie, we would be 2 dance sequences and an item number away from marriage.
Any Bollywood Movie. True quote.
Quote by beastrrk July 28, 2012

juno quote 

that aint no etch-a-skecth.....thats one doodle that cant be un-did homeskillet
juno quotes =-D thats hottt
shes prego
juno quote by urmomrocksmysocksoff February 3, 2008

Quote Tower 

A large, annoying length of quoting used on chat forums. Seen on Gaiaonline, these towers clutter up a page, by displaying old, and unused posts.

Quote towers are usually made when someone quotes an already quoted post, and thus starts the third of two posts, and so on.

An easy way to minimize said 'towers' is to cut the excess quote out of the reply when quoting a user.
Quote towers are usually a repitition of 'quotes' used when replying to a user on named sites alike Gaiaonline.com
Quote Tower by Kobei December 29, 2007

bunny quotes 

a gesture (make the "peace" sign with two fingers on each hand and have them curtsy in unison) that indicates deliberate sarcasm
Physical gestures aren't easy to demonstrate to "online" people, but you can get the idea across (any time quotation marks are used in this example, execute bunny quotes) with so-called "modifiers" like "so-called".
bunny quotes by Qlark Griffith November 14, 2006