Don't tell me that, I might have to 

Don't tell me that I might have to

Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!

Don't tell me that, I might have to by craigfrecK November 5, 2009

they might be giants 

a band created by the government as a plot to make more gay people

gay: i really love they might be giants
man: officer, thats them

they might be giants by cool bruh 69 420 March 10, 2022

I might add 

A highly condescending manner to end a sentence, that essentially means: "You just got told, fuckhead."

Liz: *Listening to Justin Bieber*

Liz’s mom: Turn the fucking noise down!!! Why don’t you show gratefulness? After all, I gave birth to you; I tore my V to my A, because of you, I might add.

Dean: You just went 0-37 in Call of Duty…

Grant: So…?

Dean: I could get more kills than you, if I banged my dick on the controller I might add.

Jeff: Buy me lunch; I got you laid last week.

Stu: Go fuck yourself; she gave me an STD, genital warts I might add…

I might add by Kittyburner506 July 8, 2010

the might-as-well shave 

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.

jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

the might-as-well shave by chavalita January 23, 2008

they might be gaylords 

the term used by any sane person who has heard of the craptastic band they might be giants. im fairly sure the two singer people are gay for each other. your mother.

wierdo retard: i was listening to they might be giants last night!

sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*

they might be gaylords by your sweaty hairy mother April 25, 2010

Mhmhm might have to 

No

“Hey bro you wanna go to the beach later?”
“Mhmhm might have to”

Mhmhm might have to by Whipt_butter November 16, 2020

The Might 

The Might

Pronounced (Mite)
The male "G-spot". Located between the scrotum and anal cavity.

It's called the Might because, it might clean or it might be dirty!

The Might by Al Rodriguez April 18, 2017