minnesota lawnmower 

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

minnesota lawnmower by Minnesota kid October 10, 2008

Louisiana Lawnmower 

After you're done fuckin your girl, you shit on her pubes or vice versa and use it as shaving cream and shave them off.

Dude, after I nailed Judy i totally gave her a huge louisiana lawnmower

Louisiana Lawnmower by Shullit May 11, 2008

lanmower 

A old vietnamese man with a blocky head that resembles a lawnmower.

Hey, wanna ride one the lanmower?

lanmower by VietCuong December 3, 2007

Irish lawnmower 

When tie your beard hair to your dick to beat off with

I just did the Irish lawnmower

Irish lawnmower by austinpokrant December 11, 2016

Lawnmowered

When you are scored on, or get black by Lan.

Nathan just got LAWNMOWERED!!

Lawnmowered by The 4nswer October 19, 2008

Lawnmowered

Drunk

I was totally lawnmowered last night...

Lawnmowered by SalmonJack May 13, 2015

lawnmower hair 

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

lawnmower hair by annyywayyss November 7, 2017