Jay Z 

A guy that thinks any guy with a variation of the name Shawn should die if they don't spell their name exactly like he does. He has banana clips to convert to try and convert them, no matter what culture they come from.

Jay Z shot a guy named Shaun in an argument over which way was the right way to spell their name. You should see what he did to Shane for thinking he was a cowboy.

Jay Z by The Original Agahnim July 14, 2021

Jay Z lips 

When your lips are so big, they either look like a croissant or couch cushions.

Damn, Samuel L Jackson's lips are so big, they almost look like Jay Z lips

Jay Z lips by BankrupTeen March 14, 2016

Jay Z'd 

To get your butt whooped by your sister-in-law while your wife just stands back and acts like she's not seeing shit. To truly get Jay Z'd, it must occur in an elevator.

Music legend Jay Z was the first in history to get Jay Z'd. Beyoncé just watched like she didn't see shit and Solange was going crazy on his ass.

Jay Z'd by Samazing May 13, 2014

Jay-Z Effect 

The art of hiding ones true aesthetic appearance by means of wearing a fitted and/or large sunglasses. This action is often accompanied by a series of select poses that distract onlookers from ones actual facial construction.

A: Damn that boy looks good...
(he removes fitted)
L: Oh shit, he toook off that hat! Damn he is mothafucking ugly!
A: Oh man. It must have been the Jay-Z Effect. Gets me everytime!

Jay-Z Effect by elyse417 December 13, 2010

jay z song 

A young female, possibly underage, who is extremely hot. Taken from Miley Cyrus Party in the USA (because she is young and hot):

To "listen to a jay z song" is to check out a jay z song.

A "front row pass to a jay z concert" means to fuck a jay z song.

A "back stage pass to a jay z song" means to fuck a jay z song in the butt.

Hey man, check out that jay z song over there!

Man, there are TON of jay z songs in this junior high school.

So I was with John's little sister, you know, the jay z song, and I totally got a back stage pass.

I want to fuck a jay z song.

jay z song by Giztitties456 July 4, 2010

jay z nose 

a nose flat like a crepe. can be used to describe a persons nose - often used as an insult. can be applied to either sex.

an usher nose also works!

you have a jay z nose
you have an usher nose

jay z nose by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 27, 2006

Jay-Z-zus 

Like "Jayzus", only Jay-Z-zus. Something you say when you're fed up and irritated. In place of "Jesus!"

"Will you shut up already, you been yapping your mouth for an hour! Jay-Z-zus!" or "Look what that girl is wearing! Jay-Z-zus Christ!"

Jay-Z-zus by halo May 21, 2004