Sweaty Hypixel Guilds 

A special genus of Hypixel Guilds that have members with no life whatsoever and are solely focused on being on top of a leaderboard on a Minecraft server that has no value outside of bragging to 10 year olds. They are often found being extremely toxic to said 10 year olds, so tread carefully around them. They buy ranks on Hypixel for "clout" with their mom's credit card because they have nothing else better to do with their money like buy "real" food. They often feed on leftover popcorn kernels from the dumpster of their local movie theater. DO NOT ENGAGE! Once "triggered," a Sweaty Hypixel Guild will declare war and spam your DM's with shit talk and DDOS threats. Avoid at all costs.

Only sweaty Hypixel Guilds care enough to try for the Guild leaderboards.. what a bunch of losers!

Sweaty Hypixel Guilds by Envelo June 1, 2021

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing

i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

Guido 

An Italian-American that pretends to be Italian by: Talking with a thick New York accent; driving their cars way too fast with techno music blasting; dressing in tight clothes/valour, with their hair slicked back, gold chains, bracelets and rings and chest hair sticking out; usually being of ignorant towards gays and minorities and disrespectfull of woman; lives in Staten Island or Howard Beach, Queens; gives Italians a bad name although it's okay for Italians to be guidos as long as they dont share the aassholee attitude that most guidos do.

"Nice valour suit, you look like a guido"

Guido by DiZzY DeViL dUcKy January 9, 2004

guido 

an italian who is culturally challenged and makes us real italians look bad.

Hey did you guys hear, Kim Cignarella is going out with some guido from Fairfield, what doosh bags.

guido by traytraytray December 28, 2005

guido workout 

A workout which you will witness in almost any commercial gym up and down the country, but especially so in Liverpool. The guilty parties are skinny, scally males who believe that sitting on both the bench press or bicep curl machines for a few reps on each will sculpt a herculean body that will make female jaws hit the floor. They perform the workout with weightlifter gloves on the ends of their stick-like arms, and as they are usually exercising with about 5 or 6 mates, they have intervals of 5 minutes between sets thus making all their "hard work" completely futile. Little do they know that the back and the triceps need equal attention as the previously mentioned body parts, as do the legs, abs and shoulders if they are to look remotely athletic and not end up with man-tits on their skinny bodies. But whatever, the higher the percentage of scallies who are deformed, the better I say.

Hehe, look at those wankers doing that guido workout.

(half an hour later) Ok, I really do need to work my chest here.

guido workout by Anonymous May 4, 2005

Gaidsian

A Gay Asian with Aids

must be a Gaidsian.

Gaidsian by HuntDiggitydog July 9, 2010

guiditude 

The attitude of a guido; the state of having a guido attitude.

"Have you seen that my new haircut video? That guys got some guiditude. Who likes jaeger bombs anyway?"

"Sweet hair gel, workin' some serious guiditude."

"Hey, lose the guiditude."

guiditude by guidotom April 17, 2009