KANSAS CULTIVATOR

The act of banging a bar scank in a freshly plowed field, then pulling out and shooting your load in the dirt, thus truly planting your seed.

"I didn't want anyone to see me with Suzy so I took her out to the edge of town and gave her the Kansas cultivator!"

KANSAS CULTIVATOR by kdot08 April 24, 2008

cutting trophies 

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

cutting trophies by Guillermo August 27, 2003

Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.

Cuttin' hair by the haircuttee December 20, 2008

Cuntica 

A place where there is nothing but cunts. Basically then the land of the cunts, nothing special besides everyone hates it

“My mom lives in cuntica so I left”

“Ian just move to cuntica it’s where you belong you cunt”

Cuntica by Man in the pants August 17, 2018

Catticked 

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.

"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."

Catticked by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

Cumtinue 

The ability to continue sexual intercourse without stopping after ejaculation. Cumtinue.

Dude he was up in her guts... he pops and doesn't even stop for a breather he just cumtinues to bang away at her.

Cumtinue by Derek Gibney December 13, 2008

cutting yourself

a person who inflicts injury on oneself. should be taken seriously. not everyone does it for attention, although many have considered it a "fad" and have associated it with emo music. although, there are everyday people who take part in it as a way to relieve stress, anger, the feeling of loss or any other sort of depression. some do it because of failure, low self esteem, problems at home and other serious occurances. cutting too deep can cause serious problems. teachers, parents, friends and many other people take it seriously and try to get you help. most grow out of it after coming into realization, or seeking other alternatives. cutting yourself can become an addiction and often gets out of control. remember, you have the scars to deal with for the rest of your life.

the best beggining alternative to cutting yourself, i found, is snapping a rubber band on my wrist or upper arm when i felt tense.

cutting yourself by all*against*exxon August 30, 2008