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a fat person who eats alot and plays black ops all the time and his dad beats him in the shower
That dude is so cesar .
Hey are yu Cesar?
Cesar by shaplapo April 27, 2011
A smug arrogant prick who impregnates his underage girlfriend and then has to give up his Ivy League beaner scholarship to come back home and get a job he isn't qualified for at the company his beaner-baby-momma's father works at.
Man, Cesar really screwed up when he got that chick knocked up, but it will be ok because soon he will be the boss of all these people that hate him at his new job.
Cesar by Servilius Casca November 4, 2012
A person who cheats on people and who does not know how to manage. Also known as an ass whole. One to stay far away from. Someone with no knowledge, someone who has basically no life. Someone who can stay far away and never come back.
Beware of the Cesar!
If I see a Cesar I'll kick him in the nuts.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH FAIL!
Cesar by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011
A “future” army boi that is going int The army to get closer to men to love.
Josh: what are you doing after high school?
Cesar: oh I’m going to join the army to be Cesar
Cesar by Cesar-is-gay May 13, 2018
Cesar is a fuck boi. he is very tall and likes skinny white girls who are 4'6 named Emma, nice one Cesar :)
Cesar is a good boy
Cesar by ahbdbejebfbfbebdcbvh September 22, 2018

cesar salad 

Greek Girl, the girl everyyone wants. The girl noone can have. Always around but noone can get a taste.
That Greek Girl is like a "cesar salad". Best served at every meal....says the Rician to the greek goddess he wants to have everyday and every night.
cesar salad by kbogan001 January 14, 2008