Dick Turban  

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turban to get my nut.

Dick Turban by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

Skeet Turban 

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

Skeet Turban by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

All Star Turban 

When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball

That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban

All Star Turban by All Star Turban November 15, 2014

urban turban

Any turban that someone decided would look better with a du rag on top of it.

"Wow, I never knew people actually wore urban turbans. Now his head looks like a wedge.

urban turban by Violaceous August 11, 2006

Wet Turban

Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head

Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.

Wet Turban by Tyler The Wall February 19, 2009

Curry Turban 

Taking a crap in a swirling pattern on a females head during a sexual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.

"What's up guys. Totally curry turban'd this girl last night!" said Kishan while raising his hand for a high five.

(friends walk away)

Curry Turban by thewinningsheen July 26, 2011

urban turban

Seikh who lives in the city.

Hoodie) Yo ma nizzle hows it hanging bro?
Gangsta) Yo mutha fucka it's hanging bad there's a new gang in town... The urban turbans and they wear shit hats.
Hoodie) YO BWOY U SPEKIN' DA TRUTH BRUDDA?
Gangsta) Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

urban turban by Hakim Sanchez February 4, 2003