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Superman 64 

The worst game ever made. It came out for the Nintendo 64 (the best game system ever made) and was made by Titus. I'm telling you, it is worse than E.T. for the 2600. In this shitty game, you fly through rings with the worst controls ever in any video game, pick up cars, fly through more rings, (repeat that process about 4 more times) until you finally get to a building that is impossible, because of the horrible controls. You have to get a keycard that is located behind a couple of cardboard boxes. Easy enough, right? No. As soon as you pick the fucking box up, it will either explode, or you will throw it, the game will glitch because of the horrible collision engine, the box will suspend above you, and explode within 5 seconds. If you manage to get to the first battle with some woman, you will punch her until she falls through the floor because of the already mentioned horrible collision engine, thus you can't beat her, and the doors won't open. It's impossible.
Guy: Have you ever played Superman 64?

Guy 2: I had that game as a kid when I got my Nintendo 64. I could never get past the first ring stage, and ended up selling it at Gamestop for 75 cents. That game is fucking horrible
Superman 64 by luke4010 April 24, 2013

Superman Jap Slap 

Superman Jap Slap is when you perform the martial arts move of the “Superman Punch” but instead of punching, you slap your opponent with an open palm moving in a downward diagonal motion right-to-left (for right handers).
Dude, that student just got Superman Jap Slapped by his teacher!

Superman Cup 

A unit of measurement typically used for an amount of a chuggable fluid, that while possible to fully chug all at once, can only be done by a select few.
Hey bro, I bet you can't chug a superman cups worth of that Jameson!
Superman Cup by Bobjuzz January 8, 2012

superman that ho

when you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape
"yo did you superman that ho that night?"
"hell yeah"
"you are never getting laid ever again"
superman that ho by bionmc October 23, 2007

superman dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a cape.
superman dat hoe by blink21 January 2, 2009

Superman that hoe 

When you're doing a girl doggy style, pull out, and cum on her back/ass. When she tells you to wipe it off, you pretend to, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like supermans cape.
"Dude, tonight, im totally going to superman that hoe.