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smegma lips

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.
His smegma lips was a funny sight to see
smegma lips by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015

Smegma Smith 

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.
Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.
Smegma Smith by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016

Smegma factory 

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.
Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."
Smegma factory by Becker936 January 27, 2017

smegma sipper 

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.
I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.
smegma sipper by Sudberry January 7, 2022

smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.
Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm
smegma sharing by HillClint January 15, 2022

Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.
Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.
Smegma lord by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022