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Secondhand pregnancy 

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
Secondhand pregnancy by XianStarr October 10, 2016

kitten pregnancy 

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it
Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month

Oral Pregnancy 

When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.

Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
Oral Pregnancy by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020

Childhood pregnancy 

This is a definition to refer for a human that has given birth under 10 or has got someone pregnant and they are 9 and under
Meaning a boy and girl or woman and boy or man and girl.
As teenager pregnancy or adolescent pregnancy refers to a girl getting pregnant at ages 10-19 or a boy getting a girl or woman pregnant.
Mother and father : Did you both had a baby?
Girl and boy : yes ...!
Mother and father : we aren't raising that thing you shouldn't have committed childhood pregnancy!
Childhood pregnancy by 459395 February 7, 2022

pro forced pregnancy 

A different term for "pro-life"
"I can't believe pro-life is still a thing."

"Oh, you mean pro forced pregnancy?"

unexpected pregnancy 

*rip*
Girl: what was that

Boy: nothing uh haha
Girl: don't you dare tell me it ripped
Boy: uh then I won't...
Girl: $#&@#__##&#&#&#-#&@&&_#@#_@&£{`¶|¶®€{¢}€}¥}|}¢[©[©{¢¢[©®✓[!!!!!??!!! Boy: my [bad?
Yeah he was kind of an unexpected pregnancy.