Metallica 

Assholes who make great music and ripped off Dave Mustaine.

Metallica has gotten softer lately.

Metallica by Shrexyshrek March 30, 2015

Metallica 

One of the greatest American heavy metal bands of all time. Frequently seen written on the t-shirts of people who know nothing about Metallica.

Person 1: Nice Metallica shirt, what's your favorite album?
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN

Metallica by Jack, yep that one August 23, 2019

Metallica 

Metallica, The kings of Metal and clearly better than rival band Megadeath

Metallica is better than Megadeath

Metallica by Superchunky530 March 8, 2021

Metallica 

Metallica: a band only homosexuals listen to.

"I listen to Metallica."
"Oh so you're gay?"

Metallica by TechLord7973 September 7, 2021

Metallica 

The absolute masters of metal

Metallica is my all time favourite metal band

My favourite albums are

1. Kill Em All
2. Ride The Lightning

3. Master Of puppets
4. Black Album
5 .... And Justice For All

Metallica by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

Metallica 

best band.

Person 1: Who's Metallica?

Person 2: best band.

Metallica by killz_ February 28, 2023

Metallica 

The most well known metal band of all time that somehow has one of the worst metal drummers of all time.

Person 1: "Have you listened to Metallica's new album St. Anger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."

Metallica by Mausoleumgoer November 20, 2024