Melbourne Mania 

The act of extreme gaslighting and modern day brownshirts creating a socialist gulag. Another word for homosexual.

Anyone still buying into the narrative must have an IQ under 100. These guys(opposite of men) are suffering from an extreme virtue signaling in their rears from their boyfriends, aka the Melbourne Mania

Melbourne Mania by Melbourne Maniacs January 22, 2022

Melbourne Stars

The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced

Girl:“ I’m depressed”

Men: ‘At least you don’t support the Melbourne Stars’

Melbourne Stars by DeshaunWatsonsMassagePalace December 13, 2022

Melbourne High School 

One of four selective-entry high schools located in suburb of South Yarra, Melbourne, Australia. Caters to boys from Year 9 to 12. Known for having a rigorous selection exam, hundreds of students miss out on the opportunity to go to the school each year, thus creating a negative stigma and envy towards the students who do pass. The school is known for its academic excellence, being the top ranking school for Victorian Certificate of Education (High school diploma equivalent) results, and constantly outranking other schools in the state.

1: I go to Melbourne High School
2: You go to Melbourne High School? That's gay dude.
(person 2 is being salty because he failed the entrance exam)

Melbourne High School by JoeytheJoey January 28, 2024

Melbourne Ashtray 

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

Melbourne Ashtray by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

University of Melbourne 

The University of Melbourne is a public research university located in Melbourne, Australia. Founded in 1853, it is Australia's second oldest university and the oldest in Victoria. The university is widely considered the leading educational institution in the country--a belief which its promoters will try to make very clear to you.

The University of Melbourne is a college-level academic facility located in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

University of Melbourne by MDAketin March 14, 2020

West Melbourne 

An area of Melbourne Florida that people who live there refer to when they don't want to say they live in "melbourne". West Melbourne is home to far classier estates, less drugs, less gangsters - oh and it is home to the police station, which makes people feel safer.

oh you live in melbourne?

no i live in west melbourne.. near the big church and the nicer people

West Melbourne by filmmaker10 July 14, 2010

how's melbourne 

A good way to get out of a sticky situation.

Person 1: "Do you want to go on a date?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"

how's melbourne by How'sMelbourne March 28, 2017