Emerson College 

An institution of higher learning that features a shitty cafeteria, hands-off proffesors, and more homosexual girls and boys per square inch than previously thought possible by this definition writer.

Steve: You suck! I fucked your mom!
Dan: You know what, Steve?
Steve: What?
Dan: You belong at Emerson College.

Emerson College by x May 13, 2005

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

My mom's favorite band. Ugh.

"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."

Emerson, Lake & Palmer by Mr. XXXXX January 11, 2008

Emerson College 

A very liberal college in which students are too politically correct that they had to internet bully a student with different political beliefs. Its POWER community is one of the most cancerous SJW groups in New England.

I used to go to Emerson College but I'm tired of these liberal snowflakes losing their shits after they don't feel 'included.' It's funny how 90% of them are rich U.S. kids who faced no difficulty in their life. I mean, international students don't give a fuck with what they say, do they?

Emerson College by ananonymousasian May 8, 2018

Emerson Cordell 

I hurt my hamstring

I Emerson Cordelled it

Emerson Cordell by itsyaboiwolfi August 21, 2019

emerson high school 

emerson high school looks like a college and none of the teachers do their job besides dresscoding little girls for no reason. All the teachers are pregnant for sum reason and the assignments are way too easy. also, too many white girls and Indians there

U go to emerson high school? You’re either white or indian

emerson high school by dn is life October 20, 2021

emerson vandenlangenberg 

this bitch is my best friend and i love her. she is so pretty but wont ever admit it bc shes dumb. she’s actually quite smart. i love emerson so much and will kill anyone who tries to hurt her. emerson is my favorite person.

omg did u hear about emerson vandenlangenberg?

me: yeah that bitch is my best friend fuck off hoe

emerson vandenlangenberg by Kevin Hardmake November 30, 2021

Emerson lemon 

She’s the most kind person you will meet she will protect you at all cost and will never let you down she’s such a kind soul and she’s goofy and funny at the same time if you’re weird like her Emerson is your go to person

them:WHOS YOUr bestie
me: Emerson lemon

Them:AWWWW💘

Emerson lemon by Tokyo aka James December 10, 2021