Creeping Crud 

A close relative of "you don't know where that's been." Creeping crud is when you don't know what invisible germs and dirt is on a surface and you try not to touch it. The term can also be used to describe an unidentifiable substance, or to describe crud that is, in fact, creeping.

Ex. 1
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!

Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.

Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!

Creeping Crud by bls1999 April 10, 2015

creeping gaywinder 

An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.

"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."

creeping gaywinder by Daniel Killen March 27, 2005

creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

creeping jesus by ive been told i look like a lisa October 28, 2007

creeping 

the weed that is smoked in every part of the world that is not tropical. creeping is grown in cold countries(non-tropical), where weed cant grow by itself, such as canada, usa, northern europe.. etc, and its sold as common weed, which you can only get in south america(so actually if youve smoked weed outside of south america, youve smoked creeping).

this type of weed is grown using chemical substances. is much more stronger than common weed, but because of the chemical substances it has, is not as clean.

in south american countries is called creeping or green weed, because of its color(common weed is more like brown)

a common use for those who both creeping and common weed is available, is called "half-half joint" which is a joint made half of common weed and half creeping.

creeping by miss avioneta October 5, 2006

creeking shit 

Creeking Shit: a situation screwed up beyond all recoginition. Also when a situation has already gone to hell and you can't find a way out.

By the time we did get to the base, it had already been blown to bits. I grabbed to walkie-talkie, "Major, we are defanitly creeking shit."

creeking shit by kallisto July 31, 2008

creeping wheebies 

creeping wheebies is the feeling you get when someone eats off a Emergency room floor.

I saw Beavis's mom eat a pill off the ER floor giving me a case of the creeping wheebies.

creeping wheebies by goatpharmer May 11, 2010

Creeping 

Texting and having sexual intercourse , not showing each other on social media. No strings attached

“ me and Jerome creeping but nobody knows.”

Creeping by Marcus124556 April 6, 2019