Johan James Carey

He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him

I’m in love with this Johan James Carey

Johan James Carey by Jacob Hiroshima March 30, 2022

Melissa Carey 

This bitch is a lesbian. But she covers it up by dating boys with names such as matt or dan. She's a cool girl to hang out with but don't be surprised when she kicks you out of the bed in the middle of the night for taking too much blanket. Melissa Carey can be used as a verb to show violence in the middle of the night but not remembering it the next morning or an adjective to explain a closet nerd.

"Wow dude you Melissa Careyed me last night"
or
Friend #1: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Friend #2: "Nah, I hafta study tonight.."
Friend #1: "Come on dude you're being Melissa Carey"

Melissa Carey by pooh bearrrr March 4, 2011

jim carey 

1) To kill with extreme prejudice

I like little dude who keeps his money so neat
But I still bury a nigga
Put The Mask on, Jim Carey a nigga (Blaou)

jim carey by Chris Judah April 15, 2007

Mariah Carey 

She looks like an orangutan. Her early career consisted of her behind bars at the Zoo as Fufu the orangutan.

Man, mariah carey sure does look like she de-evolved back into an ape

Mariah Carey by himynameisel April 1, 2009

Mariah Carey 

A great singer for pop music. is currently married to nick cannon.

Gossiper: hey i heard mariah carey and nick cannon are gonna have a child?
2nd gossiper: yah, i'd call her a cougar haha

Mariah Carey by jesse091432 March 14, 2009

makayla carey 

A fucking whore ass little bitch

Jeez she can be such a Makayla Carey somtimes

makayla carey by Electricaltape101 June 15, 2018

Mariah carey 

Eminem’s favorite cumdump

You’ll be my personal Mariah Carey

Mariah carey by Not Azula May 31, 2021