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two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.
It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.
two-bagger by Crassanova August 28, 2003

fat bagger 

1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.

2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.
1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.

2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.
fat bagger by PMax March 9, 2008

Baggage Stock 

"Baggage stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "baggage stock" are the draft horses used to move the circus wagons between the train and the lot and in the circus parade. The other is "Ring Stock".
Baggage stock don't have stalls.
Baggage Stock by MyDyingDoom February 19, 2008
a person who could not be broken
He was a baggot, no one could break him.
baggot by BobSnob July 15, 2015
To unofficially reserve something for yourself.
Steve: Hi Bob. Dave and I are going back to mine to watch a movie and drink some beers. Do you want to come?

Bob: Yeah, sounds good. Baggsy the sofa.

Dave: Too late, Steve already baggsied it.
baggsy by Steve Shutt November 11, 2005

Cram baggin 

the action of using a cram bag while having sex

step 1: get plastic bag

step 2: put your dick in the bag
step 3: insert into the hole

step 4: CRAM IT ALL THE WAY UP THERE AND PULL OUT AFTER CUMMING LEAVING THE BAG DEEPLY CRAMED IN HER CRAM HOLE!!
" Last night i lost the rubber so i had to resort to a plastic cram bag and started cram baggin her so hard she came and i just left that cram bag up there and left her orgasmic dripping ass on the be CRAM BAGGED !!!