Joe Dirt 

what you call some of the shittiest bud on earth. usually has a lot of seed and stem, is very brown and may have bugs.

person 1- yo, you got some dank?
person 2- no, my man was selling Joe Dirt this week. i need a new guy.

Joe Dirt by mil0bitch June 29, 2011

brown dirt cowboy 

it sounds gay to me, Tonto

Elton John wrote a song about a Brown Dirt Cowboy

brown dirt cowboy by captfantastic January 31, 2005

mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.

Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.

mexican dirt kiss by chachaddict April 14, 2009

Pyrex Dirt Pie  

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

Pyrex Dirt Pie by Loudthing April 16, 2009

the dirt diggler 

when a man inserts his male member into a deep dark dirty hole prior to injecting it into a female orally or vagonally using her oriface to clean the penis but making that trick ass bitch dirty for the next john to enjoy

sandor- yo i heard u did the dirt diggler on that skallywhop

gregg- yeah! hell she was cleaner after i did it!

the dirt diggler by jizzybottom boy April 14, 2010

egyptian dirt mask

When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL

-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.

egyptian dirt mask by Dodu September 24, 2007

go tongue punch a dirt star 

when you lick a dirty vagina

shut the fuck up and go tongue punch a dirt star you man whore.

go tongue punch a dirt star by 12w3e4r5898654yhdh July 9, 2010