Zombie Locked 

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

Zombie Locked by Froginabox December 16, 2011

zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

zombie conversations by hoss geller January 24, 2012

Zombie Scare 

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

Zombie Scare by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Zombie Typing 

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

Zombie Typing by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012

zombie froth 

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.

You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.

zombie froth by resrexmun July 2, 2012

zombiewave

Zombiewaves often roam around on PlayStation network looking for young girls to cling to. They will flirt and tell you they love you. It is unknown as to wither they are pedophiles or not.

message on ps3- Your like a beautiful angel rising up into the sky, wanna play CoD with me?

Sis don't talk to him he is a zombiewave

zombiewave by CarbonXox July 17, 2012

ZOMBIESTATUS 

1:ZOMBIESTATUS is a state of mind in which a person can only focus on Zombie or zombie related subjects.
2:ZOMBIESTATUS is similar to NINJASTATUS when some one does a task extreamly zombie like.

1: Oh man ill i can think about is zombiemovies ive got ZOMBIESTATUS bad!
2: man that guy is clumsy he has mad ZOMBIESTATUS

ZOMBIESTATUS by ZOMBIESTATUS September 12, 2012