hipstercunt 

when you enjoy something until it becomes popular. Its the essence of every true hipster.

>LISTEN TO SOME QUIRCKY SONG ON YOUTUBE
> Stoked about it having under 75K views
>LISTEN TO SAME QUIRKY SONG ON YOUTUBE 6-MONTHS LATER
>It has 2M views
>Loathe the people who comment about how stoked they are that they found it.
>tfw your a pretentious hipstercunt

hipstercunt by @Notjoesantiago July 24, 2015

delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.

Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.

delusional hipsterity by laughingsquid March 22, 2011

Hip Hopster 

A person (usually a person of African American descent) who wears oversized reading glasses, gold chains, white tees (or white tees with a design that is reminiscent of Kanye West post-Late Registration era) throwback jackets, tight pants, high top adidas retro shoes, and a baseball cap with a flat brim.

Kanye West occasionally. Jay-Z sometimes. Other hip hopsters include- anyone you see in new york that fits this description

Hip Hopster by herbinator August 18, 2009

Hipsterism 

Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.

Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.

Hipsterism by Noir September 6, 2005

Hipsterrible 

Terribly hipster, the tragically hip, the pure essence of hipster, cut-off jeans, flannels, messenger bags, ridiculousness, vans, etc.

"Thats kid Xavier is so hipsterrible, selling his frozen yogurt and riding his fixie everywhere.

Hipsterrible by Rahley Esco September 3, 2009

hipsterati 

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

hipsterati by Carlos R June 11, 2006

hipstershaadi 

A site where hipsters muslims can meet discreetly behind their elders and arrange marriage that fits their taste.

WomenA: Yo, my mom is arranging my marriage with a total fob who's a doctor and wants me to cook, clean, and raise kids.

WomenB: Hit up hipstershaadi on tumblr, they can hook you up with a muslim who's legit like this one guy who wants a wife who surfs

with a hijab on.
WomenA: .....That exists!?

hipstershaadi by hipstermulsilm November 1, 2013