golden calculator 

allowing one to touch inapropriate body parts; being touched

BRENT:whoa i cant believe yesterday i was a prude
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky

golden calculator by ohhhhhdang January 20, 2011

Golden Grahams 

The process of a woman shitting into a bowl that sits upon the chest of her lover, while watching Golden Girls reruns. Milk is optional.

Last night with Kim was awesome, she gave me two servings of Golden Grahams.

Golden Grahams by sirchippy September 29, 2010

Golden Arches 

A variation of the golden shower. Specifically, when two men pee on another person from opposite sides, tracing golden arches in the air. Also possible for 2 women to accomplish, with some preparation.

Hans and Fritz gave me ze golden arches last night, und I had to towel off afterwards.

Golden Arches by Pee Dubya September 5, 2006

golden key 

n.

In the basic game "Hide & Seek", anyone who is "caught," but whose identity is mistaken by the person who is "it," calls out "Golden Key"! He/she is granted immunity from being "it" for the duration of the search.

"It" (sees Jason): One-two-three on Tim!
Jason: GOLDEN KEY!!!

golden key by Koby Fish January 8, 2006

Golden Palace 

When you awake from sleep soaking wet because your significant other was drunk and wet the bed. It's the follow up to a golden shower; When one person urinates on another.

Man we got so crunked last night that she busted a golden palace again!

Golden Palace by Rich February 10, 2007

golden dolphin 

the act of urinating upon someone and then tossing them into a body of water

I gave that bitch a golden dolphin, she's never going to mess with my car again.

golden dolphin by Jen and Nate October 9, 2007

golden oldie 

getting a blow job from someone who is over the age of 65

man your grandma gives great golden oldies brah

golden oldie by OSAMA!!!!!!! October 23, 2011