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People's Republic of California 

Quasi-communist state loosely associated with the United States of America. Located South of Oregon and West of Arizona and Nevada. Home of all the fruitcakes and malcontents from the rest of the US. Noted for horrible drivers and a porous border. Largest non-English speaking population in the US. See also Mexifornia and UCSR.
Make sure you get the Spanish version of the driver's handbook, Jorge - and don't forget to thank the People's Republic of California for allowing it.

University of California, Redemption 

UCR, or University of California, Riverside. In the 21st Century, UCR is less the school for UC Rejects, and more the campus of choice for many highly qualified applicants who may have gotten rejected by other, more selective UCs, but would have otherwise SMOKED college applications in other State Universities across the country.
I didn't get into the UCs of my choice this time, but despite busting my ass in high school, I'm thankful that I got into the University of California, Redemption!

Eureka, California 

A little city on the northern coast of California. Where redwoods and weed flourish a little ways outside city limits.
If you want go to Oregon from San Francisco, you gotta either go through Eureka, California or Redding, California.

ontario, california 

Ontario is the fancy ghetto. We're a little bit of everything can be found. The fancy, the average, the poor and the bumb under the 60 freeway. It's we're shootings happen that no one ever hears about and the suicides no one cares about.
Let's go to Ontario, California ese!
Nah wuey. It's scary there!
ontario, california by Marii_909 September 11, 2016

Northern California 

Anywhere geographically located near or North of San Francisco bay. In more recent years, Northern California has been referred to as 'Nor Cal', a dismal attempt by a young crowd to compete with Southern California's already abhorred 'So Cal' slogan.
1. n, Northern California is very beautiful compared to the barren wasteland of Southern California

2. n, Northern California is longer to pronounce than 'Nor Cal', but one doesn't sound like an ass.
Northern California by Moke August 18, 2008

bishop california 

A small hick town where we don’t use viagra, just beer and dip!
Bro, let’s go to bishop they know how to keep you up when you can’t get up.

What do they give you viagra?

Nah bro, they just give you beer and dip!

Ohhh, so that’s what makes bishop California a country boys dream town.
bishop california by Cockengagen October 9, 2017